An Unfortunately Blue Lamp by Chrysakitten, literature
Literature
An Unfortunately Blue Lamp
Humans are indeed odd creatures. They are the only creatures in existence capable of showing hatred towards inanimate objects as well as a love for collecting as many as possible to occupy their time.
This human in particular was having a staring contest with a lamp. It was a blue lamp with a vase shaped base and a very wonky lampshade that had decided to be a magnolia colour. The lamp was not actually aware of why it was being stared at by this human but it had decided to stare back which resulted in the current match. The lamp had decided to be fair to the human as it had the unfair advantage of not having eyes that required bli