An Unfortunately Blue LampHumans are indeed odd creatures. They are the only creatures in existence capable of showing hatred towards inanimate objects as well as a love for collecting as many as possible to occupy their time.An Unfortunately Blue Lamp by Chrysakitten
This human in particular was having a staring contest with a lamp. It was a blue lamp with a vase shaped base and a very wonky lampshade that had decided to be a magnolia colour. The lamp was not actually aware of why it was being stared at by this human but it had decided to stare back which resulted in the current match. The lamp had decided to be fair to the human as it had the unfair advantage of not having eyes that required blinking every so often and so the human was permitted to do so as long as it didn't look away or fall asleep. If this new rule had not been put in place then the lamp would have won the competition over three hundred and twenty six times.
The human however was not aware it was in a staring match. It was only aware that there was a lamp with a wonky la